TBF V3 Silkies (Grey UJ)

£30.00
(2 reviews)
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Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts!

Whether you’re absolutely smashing yourself with a honking bit of phyz, mincing about the block, or on a NAAFI run for a White Monster and a rollover hotdog... Our Silkies are built to keep you cool, comfortable and looking essence whilst doing it.

Made from 100% Polyester, these bad boys feature a built-in liner brief to keep everything where it should be during periods of high mobility and poor decision making, along with a built-in key pocket for securing, well... a key you fucking mong.

They’re deliberately cut short and fitted because silkies are supposed to be so if you're not a quad god or if the good lord saw fit to build you like a tripod, size up.

Finished with an approximately 5cm TBF logo on the left thigh and now available in 3 variants: Black, Grey UJ and Blockflaguitton. Whether you want the low-vis ninja look, to offend the left or go for full pattern drip we've got something for you.

Due to the extremely close and personal relationship these will develop with your undercarriages, we unfortunately cannot accept returns on this item.

Reviews

  • 5
    Grey union jack silkies V3

    Posted by Pete on 30th Jul 2026

    Comfy as fuck, good design, gently cradles the balls. 10/10, would recommend

  • 5
    Great Company, Great Quality

    Posted by Ethan on 29th Jul 2026

    I prefer the fit to a lot of other brands, quality feels more durable too. Good sizing. Unreal company, great comms and total transparency