Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts!
Whether you’re absolutely smashing yourself with a honking bit of phyz, mincing about the block, or on a NAAFI run for a White Monster and a rollover hotdog... Our Silkies are built to keep you cool, comfortable and looking essence whilst doing it.
Made from 100% Polyester, these bad boys feature a built-in liner brief to keep everything where it should be during periods of high mobility and poor decision making, along with a built-in key pocket for securing, well... a key you fucking mong.
They’re deliberately cut short and fitted because silkies are supposed to be so if you're not a quad god or if the good lord saw fit to build you like a tripod, size up.
Finished with an approximately 5cm TBF logo on the left thigh and now available in 3 variants: Black, Grey UJ and Blockflaguitton. Whether you want the low-vis ninja look, to offend the left or go for full pattern drip we've got something for you. ???☠️
Due to the extremely close and personal relationship these will develop with your undercarriages, we unfortunately cannot accept returns on this item.