TBF WARCRIME MACHINE FLAG

The Block Flag’s “THE WARCRIME MACHINE” Flag range. Inspired by everyone’s favourite meddling kids and pooch (not to be confused with everyones favourite Kid meddlers the REME) and absolutely not inspired by any real-world incidents, allegations, ongoing or otherwise.

At time of writing, the range comes in two variants with another two on the way. All versions feature a subdued “The Warcrime Machine” pattern in the background.

Type A features a front view of The Warcrime Machine crewed by a rabid Belgian Malinois, three skeletal Bootnecks (one driving, one hanging out the window wielding the TBF Boarding axe, and another looking like hes about to declare theres too much sporadic E in the ionosphere for the tenth time today), alongside one very fortunate CPERS who is getting a surprise party.

Type B shows the rear of the wagon with the back doors open, where the aforementioned CPERS is being responsibly rehydrated from a Black Bomber. Coincidentally, the rear doors also contain some completely unrelated tools and equipment stored on racking. Total Coincidence.

TYPE C & D COMING SOON!

All of our 150cm x 90cm flags are constructed from 3 layers: two 100D polyester printed outer layers and a middle blanking layer. They look the part from all angles and aren't going to fall apart on you.

Finished with a black sleeve and stainless steel eyelets, so you can chuck it up a flag pole (or an antenna, or anything really, except that, it's not big enough lad), use it to spruce up your grot, or pose with it for essence (or ally depending on your persuasion) group photos that you'll pay some goth to mount in a frame as gifts for all your bezzy oppos.

Whether you just want piss off the CoC, show the blokes morale is just about hanging on or hide the black mould on your wall and make your pit look slightly less tragic, we've got you covered.

THE PREORDER WINDOW WILL RUN FOR 2 WEEKS FROM THE 12TH OF MAY TILL THE 26TH OF MAY WHEN WE WILL ORDER THE FLAGS FROM THE PRINTERS. WE EXPECT THEM TO ARRIVE WITH US ON THE 9TH OF JUNE AND WE WILL DISPATCH THEM STRAIGHT AWAY ON A 24 HOUR ROYAL MAIL SERVICE. ALL PREORDERS INCLUDE FREE SHIPPING NORMALLY WORTH £4.99 AND A MATCHING SLAP USUALLY WORTH £2.49.