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TBF V3 Bikini Bottom

£12.49
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Standard issue for wenches operating in ho(e)stile environments. Our new V3 Double sided bikinis are finally in stock just in time for you to jump in a hot tub, on the decking of a static caravan, being mis-sold to you as a chalet, for your winter getaway with your latest tinder bae. ?

Whether you’re conducting a littoral strike on a beach bar, setting up an OP by the pool or a Royal after some chicks rig for a run ashore… We’ve got you covered - literally and figuratively.

Our V3 Bikini has a designer inspired patterned side for when you’re feeling non-tac and a plain black side with our logo across the arse and a little 'TBF' on the left cup for when things require you go full tac. (Realistically we know you’re going to be just turning them inside out for another days wear you absolute grots. At least give them a quick dhobi in the sink)

Lightweight, quick-drying, and designed to survive contact with sea water and pool chlorine, but we’re giving no guarantees they’ll stand up to contact with WREN or green fleet minge. (We’ve seen what you’re working with).