"Shit State Alpha!" A6 Slap Sheet

Our A6 “Shit State Alpha!” slap sheet. Classic military slang reimagined in comic-book style onomatopoeia (that’s "Whizz!, Bang!, Crash!" type words for you mongs that haven't passed Level 1 English).

Featuring “Shit State Alpha!”, “Jack Cunt!”, “Chad!”, “Standby!”, “Waz!”, “Gash!”, and “Rats!” as 20mm tall durable UV-printed slaps with a permanent adhesive backing. “Pays to be a winner!”, and “Get that fucking gun singing!” are 40mm tall.

Slap them on laptops, Nalgene bottles, Peltors, wagons, Pelican cases, exercise area portaloos - wherever you want really!