*PREORDER* Send Nudes Flag

I can't believe I'm expected to write product descriptions for everything. It's a flag that says "Send Nudes" on it - why do you even need to be reading this? 

All of our 150cm x 90cm flags are constructed from 3 layers: two 100D polyester printed outer layers and a middle blanking layer. They look the part from all angles and aren't going to fall apart on you.

Finished with a black sleeve and stainless steel eyelets, so you can chuck it up a flag pole (or an antenna, or anything really, except that, it's not big enough lad), use it to spruce up your grot, or pose with it for essence (or ally depending on your persuasion) group photos that you'll pay some goth to mount in a frame as gifts for all your bezzy oppos.

Whether you just want piss off the CoC, show the blokes morale is just about hanging on or hide the black mould on your wall and make your pit look slightly less tragic, we've got you covered.

THE PREORDER WINDOW WILL RUN FROM 30/06/2026 TILL 14/06/2026 WHEN WE WILL ORDER THE FLAGS FROM THE PRINTER. WE EXPECT THEM TO ARRIVE WITH US ON THE 30/07/2026 AND WILL DISPATCH THEM RIGHT AWAY ON A 24 HOUR ROYAL MAIL SERVICE. ALL PREORDERS INCLUDE FREE UK SHIPPING NORMALLY WORTH £4.99 AND A FREE MATCHING SLAP NORMALLY WORTH £2.50.